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I greet the news of Lance's return with mixed emotions. As I said during the ride today, Lance and other like Lance (monsters in their respective sports) are mentally ill. Michael Phelps, Tiger Woods, Michael Schumacher,and Lance are in this category. They are obviously gifted physically, but mentally, they are off in a major way. Tiger Woods motivates himself by thinking how far into your anus he can put his foot. Lance likes to imagine riding an ice motorcycle up the spine of his opponents (a reference to the winter sport made famous by ABC's WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS)Where will Lance fit in? What team will take him? I hear his blood tests will be available online. He wants to win this one CLEAN. Like he wasn't before? Shakespeare had 2 quotes that I feel are appropriate in this case; "Something is rotten in Denmark" (Hamlet?), and "Methinks the lady doth protest too much" (Some other Shakespeare play).As much as I both appreciate Lance's achievements and dislike him as a person, I would hate to see him lose on the national stage. And I would hate the French dancing in the streets while he loses. Hey Lance, Just stay home and watch it on VERSUS .
I am Sally
Both Shakespeare quotes are from HAMLET and are appropriate! Thanks, Sally. . .
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